livin a life of constantly being a little bit sleepy and mildly turned on
fucking typical that the kind of woman who drops her pen on the train is also the kind thats insanely rude when i pick it up for her with my dextrous toe shoes
i dont think i’ll ever stop reblogging this shit
a little girl who grows up thinking all doors are automatic but actually she’s haunted by a really polite ghost
first things first time isn’t real clocks are real
By that logic, if we destroyed all clocks then time would cease to exist. Because it’s impossible for humans to track time with their natural internal clock, the rising and setting of the sun, or just plain common sense. Fact!
LIFE HACK: never eat your own poop
this one has really helped me out over the past few months